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There are 32 seasons of 'The Simpsons', the American sitcom. In this commodity, you volition detect some of the best 'The Simpsons' quotes.

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Homer Simpson Quotes

'The Simpsons' is a testify that people like to lookout man every day. Here are some best sayings from Homer.

1. "Kids, only considering I don't care doesn't mean I'1000 non listening."

- Homer Simpson, Season 2, Episode 7, 'Bart Vs. Thanksgiving'.

2. "To alcohol! The crusade of, and solution to, all of life's issues."

- Homer Simpson, Season 8, Episode 18, 'Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Subpoena'.

three. "I've learned that life is one crushing defeat afterwards another until yous simply wish Flanders was dead."

- Homer Simpson, Flavour 5, Episode 13, 'Homer And Apu'.

4. "Kids, you tried your all-time and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never attempt."

- Homer Simpson, Season two, Episode 7, 'Bart Vs. Thanksgiving'.

v. "I take so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?"

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode 13,  'Walking Big & Tall'.

6. "It takes two to lie; one to prevarication, and ane to listen."

- Homer Simpson, Season 3, Episode 20, 'Colonel Homer'.

7. "Weaseling out of things is of import to learn; it's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel."

- Homer Simpson, Flavor 5, Episode 8, 'Male child-Scoutz 'North The Hood'.

8. "Lord help me, I'm but not that bright."

- Homer Simpson, Season 1, Episode 13, 'Some Enchanted Evening'.

9. "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

- Homer Simpson, Season ii, Episode 7, 'Bart Vs. Thanksgiving'.

x. "As soon as you stop this car, I'chiliad gonna hug y'all, and buss yous, and so I'll never be able to let you go!"

- Homer Simpson, Season 2, Episode 12, 'The Mode We Was'.

11. "Betwixt your genius and my nothing nosotros brand a bully squad, come on give me a hug!"

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode 12, 'The Musk Who Barbarous to Earth'.

12. "Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!"

- Homer Simpson, Season v, Episode eight, 'Boy-Scoutz 'N The Hood'.

13. "...if anyone asks you something yous don't understand, merely say protons."

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode 12,  'The Musk Who Brutal to World'.

14. "Simply it's not on the calendar? Okay, but if I'm sleepy at work tomorrow I become to tell everyone why. "

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode sixteen, 'Heaven Police'.

fifteen. "Oh God gets your prayers, but he merely clicks delete without reading them..."

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode 16,  'Sky Constabulary'.

16. "Await Moe the least yous tin can allow me practice is anything I desire."

- Homer Simpson, Season 26, Episode fourteen, 'My Fare Lady'.

17. "Marge I believe y'all're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the Ten-Men."

- Homer, Flavour 26, Episode 13, 'Walking Large & Tall'.

xviii. "If you lot're out of my sight, yous must constantly Twitter me what y'all're upwardly to..."

- Homer, Season 21, Episode 14, 'Postcards From The Wedge'.

19. "Marge, yous're my wife of x years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this human being I just met this evening."

- Homer, Season 26, Episode 13, 'Walking Large & Tall'.

20. "No no honey, I dear everything you forcefulness me to do."

- Homer, Flavour 26, Episode 21,  'Balderdash-Due east'.

21. "Spread the give-and-take: peace and craven."

- Homer, Season 21, Episode 16,  'The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed'.

Marge Simpson Quotes

Marge sayings are pretty funny besides. Take a look at some here.

22. "You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives."

- Marge, Flavor 26, Episode 20, 'Allow'southward Become Fly a Coot'.

23. "I'm then embarrassed I wish in that location was a hole I could just clamber into and die."

- Marge, Season six, Episode 04, 'Itchy & Scratchyland'.

24. "This family has had its differences and nosotros've squabbled, but we've never had pocketknife fights before. And I arraign this house."

- Marge, Season 2, Episode three, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

25. "Oh, Milhouse doesn't count."

- Marge, Season six, Episode 19, 'Lisa'southward Wedding'.

26. "Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't empathise it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils."

- Marge, Flavour 2, Episode 3, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

27. "Today he'southward drinking people's blood. Tomorrow he could be smoking."

- Marge, Season 2, Episode iii, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

28. "...if you raised three children who can knock out and pig tie a perfect stranger you lot must be doing something right."

- Marge, Season one, Episode xiii, 'Some Enchanted Evening'.

29. "Y'all know the courts might non work anymore, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else justice volition exist done! "

- Marge, Flavor 6, Episode nine, 'Homer Badman'.

xxx. " I don't want to alarm anybody, only I remember there's a lilliputian al-key-hol in this punch."

- Marge, Season i, Episode 1, 'Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire'.

31. "Bart! Stop pestering Satan."

- Marge, Season 7, Episode x, 'The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular'.

32. "Possibly we should spend more time with Bart. He's becoming isolated and weird. "

- Marge, Flavor half-dozen, Episode one, 'Bart of Darkness'.

33. "Can't beat a skybox. All the excitement of being in the heaven with the security of being in a box."

- Marge, Season 14, Episode 5, 'Helter Shelter'.

34. "Homer, I similar to retrieve that I'm a patient, tolerant woman and that there was no line that you lot could cantankerous that would make me stop loving you. But concluding night you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it!"

- Marge, Season 2, Episode 20, 'The War Of The Simpsons'.

35. "Just iii cavities, Bart, your best checkup ever! I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch craven."

- Marge, Season eight, Episode 6, 'A Milhouse Divided'.

36. "Bart! Y'all're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear."

- Marge, Season ii, Episode 13, 'Homer Vs. Lisa And The 8th Commandment'.

37. "If someone did eat Bart'due south shorts they'd have a tummy full of pocket garbage."

- Marge, Season xviii, Episode 21,  '24 Minutes'.

38. "I approximate ane person can make a departure. But almost of the time, they probably shouldn't."

- Marge, Flavour 2, Episode nine, 'Itchy & Scratchy & Marge'.

39. "Normally your father'due south crackpot schemes fizzle out as soon he finds something skillful on Television. Only this season…"

- Marge, Flavor 7, Episode vii, 'King-Size Homer'.

forty. "Lisa, you're learning many lessons tonight. And ane of them is to always requite your mother the benefit of the doubt."

- Marge, Season 2, Episode 4, '2 Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish'.

41. "These are Homer'south friends and family. They don't want him dead. They only desire him to endure."

- Marge, Flavor 14, Episode 6, 'The Dandy Louse Detectives'.

Bart Simpson Quotes

Get a offset-manus insight into Bart's everyday life with these quotes.

42. "You're asking the wrong guy, Milhouse, you're asking the wrong guy."

- S03E23, 'Bart's Friend Falls In Dearest'.

43. "She'due south like a Milk Dud, Lis. Sweet on the exterior, poison on the inside."

— S06E07, 'Bart's Girlfriend'.

44. "Everything changes when yous get to big ane-o. Your legs showtime to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore."

- S03E01, 'Stark Raving Dad'.

45. "I tin can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to endeavour."

— S08E20, 'The Canine Mutiny'.

46. "Hey, cool, I'thou dead."

- S02E10, 'Bart Gets Hit By A Car'.

47. "Oh! My ovaries!"

— S04E07, 'Marge Gets A Job'.

48. "I like to call this story Hungry are the Damned."

- S02E03, 'Treehouse Of Horror'.

49. "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this...blows."

— S10E15, 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'.

l. "Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!"

- S01E08, 'The Telltale Head'.

51. "That's non fair! I'm x times the Krusty fan you are. I even take the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!"

— S04E15, 'I Love Lisa'.

52. "I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty make vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn't accept a 7 or an 8, and Krusty'south autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions."

- S04E01, 'Kamp Krusty'.

53. "I recall Grandfather smells like that body in the garage where the bottom's all wet."

— S02E17, 'Old Money'.

54. "I scent bacon, let's see if he'south wearing a wire."

- S04E01, 'Kamp Krusty'.

55. "Mom, Dad, just and then you don't hear whatever wild rumors, I'1000 beingness indicted for fraud in Commonwealth of australia."

— S06E16, 'Bart Vs. Australia'.

56. "Very scary, Mr. Flanders, just I've got a story and so scary you'll wet your pants."

- S04E05, 'Treehouse Of Horror III'.

57. "Wow, that is the biggest Rice Krispie square I've ever seen! The rich sure know how to live."

— S05E20, 'The Boy Who Knew Too Much'.

58. "Bart and Millhouse: Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town, the schoolyards up and the shopping malls down. Springfield, Springfield."

- S05E08, 'Boy Scoutz Northward The Hood'.

59. "If you don't watch the violence, you lot'll never become desensitized to it."

— S03E20, 'Colonel Homer'.

lx. "My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!"

- S04E01, 'Kamp Krusty'.

61. "So much for the days when I could say, 'At least my mother's normal.'"

— S06E11, 'Fear of Flying'.

Lisa Simpson Quotes

Actually one can learn a lot every day from Lisa's words. Hither is a list so that you too can start to learn.

62. "Mom, romance is expressionless. It was acquired by Hallmark and Disney in a hostile takeover, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

— Lisa, S06E03, 'Another Simpsons Prune Prove'.

63. "Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?"

- Lisa, S02E06, 'Expressionless Putting Society'.

64. "If you take away our cartoons, we'll abound upwardly without a sense of humor and be robots."

— Lisa, S02E09, 'Itchy & Scratchy & Marge'.

65. "Does it brand yous feel superior to tear downwardly people'south dreams?"

- Lisa, S14E16, 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky'.

66. "They desire sentiment? I'll pump 'em and then full of sap they'll accept to accident their nose with a pancake!"

— Lisa, S09E21, 'Girly Edition'.

67. "I call up you demand Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis."

- Lisa, S05E19, 'Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song'.

68. "It's not my nature to complain, but so far today nosotros've had three movies, 2 filmstrips, and an hour and a half of magazine time. I simply don't feel challenged."

— Lisa, S08E25, 'The Undercover War Of Lisa Simpson'.

69. "I learned that beneath my goody two-shoes lies some very dark socks."

- Lisa, S19E14, 'Punch "North" For Nerder'.

70. Come on, Bart. Cartoons don't accept to be 100% realistic."

— Lisa, S05E08, 'Boy-Scoutz 'N The Hood'.

71. "I'one thousand proud of you lot, Mom. Y'all're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew well-nigh before you lot."

- Lisa, S18E17, 'Marge Gamer'.

72. "Don't you lot run into? Getting what you desire all time will ultimately get out you unfulfilled and joyless."

— Lisa, S06E12, 'Homer the Peachy'.

73. "All the years I've wanted to be treated like an adult have diddled up in my face."

- Lisa, S03E08, 'Lisa'southward Pony'.

74. "Shut upward, brain. I got friends now. I don't need you anymore. "

— Lisa, S06E01, 'Bart of Darkness'.

75. "They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people."

- Lisa, S26E10, 'The Human Who Came to Be Dinner'.

76. "I've got it all figured out. I'll exist unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy blues stylings volition electrify the French."

— Lisa, S03E18, 'Separate Vocations'.

77. "I always knew anytime Mom would violently rise upwardly and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors."

- Lisa, S05E06, 'Marge On The Lam'.

78. "Mom, look, I found something more fun than lament!"

— Lisa, S07E14, 'Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield'.

79. "Dad, women won't similar being shot in the face."

- Lisa, S15E06, 'Today, I Am A Clown'.

80. "Retrieve, Dad, all glory is fleeting."

— Lisa, S06E12, 'Homer the Great'.

81. "Stupid autobus that tin can't even get to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go."

- Lisa, S09E24, 'Lost Our Lisa'.

Ned Flanders Quotes

Ned often starts his solar day by offset greeting his neighbors when he sees them. Read these popular quotes about him to know more.

82. "Well I can't say for sure, merely every bit a Christian, I assume the worst."

- S19E09, 'Eternal Moonshine Of The Simpson Heed'.

83. "Can I brand my famous mimosa? A picayune sparkling water in a glass full of regular water?"

- S26E21, 'Balderdash-East'.

84. "Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the cost, and let's not forget the humane just adamant boys at the slaughterhouse."

- S05E16, 'Homer Loves Flanders'.

85. "He'southward a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!"

- S26E21, 'Bull-E'.

86. "Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees."

-  S23E03, 'Treehouse of Horror XXII'.

87. "Sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't discover hers!"

- S02E20, 'The State of war Of The Simpsons'.

88. "I've done everything the Bible says - fifty-fifty the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"

- S08E08, 'Hurricane Neddy'.

89. "Sorry is not just the near exciting lath game e'er devised, it's a word I need to hear from you!"

- S26E21, 'Bull-E'.

90. "Homer, did yous but buckle your belt through my loop?"

- S23E21, 'Ned 'N' Edna's Blend'.

91. "Thank you for taking me to that Pinkberry identify. It's a lot less racy than its name would lead yous to believe."

- S22E22, 'The Ned-Liest Take hold of'.

92. "Telephone call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage."

- S22E22, 'The Ned-Liest Grab'.

93. "Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? 'Cause I just defenseless me a flyin' red hot!"

- S22E22, 'The Ned-Liest Catch'.

94. "At present what tin I ding dong diddly do for you?"

- S08E08, 'Hurricane Neddy'.

95. "That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to telephone call yous kettle corn."

- S25E04, 'YOLO'.

96. "Homer Simpson, I show yous pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!"

- S20E12, 'No Loan Again, Naturally'.

97. "At that place are some things we don't desire to know. Important things."

- S08E08, 'Hurricane Neddy'.

98. "I'1000 not thinking directly, why did I have that wine cooler last month?"

- S21E05, 'The Devil Wears Nada'.

99. "Dear Lord, cheers for Ziggy comics, little babe ducks and 'Sweatin' to the Oldies,' volumes one, 2 and four."

- S04E11, 'Homer's Triple Bypass'.

100. "Now I know you lot've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk."

- S26E19, 'The Kids Are All Fight'.

101. "Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen."

- S25E12, 'The Man Who Grew Too Much'.

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